Hello hello hello and welcome to week NINE of reactions of the Bachelorette!!
We are brought right back in to the two on one with Bennett and Noah.
Tayshia is complaining that she has to sit here and listen to them argue…but she asked them to explain what was going on??? So were they just supposed to not talk about it?
Tayshia’s lipgloss always looks good.
Bennett: “Noah has a deficiency.” Why does it sound like he is saying Noah has a rare disease.
If Tayshia responds “K” you should just stop talking Bennett you’re done here.
Bennett is very confused. He is so STIFF WALKING OUT HAHAHHA. He definitely hasn’t watched this show before.
Noah thinks he has this in the bag and I feel like he doesn’t eeeeep.
HAHAH Noah dumping tic tacs in his mouth is so relatable.
Well Noah doesn’t get the rose, but he also doesn’t go home.
SPENCEDADDY graces our screen. He is so hype that Noah is still here.
Noah: “Bennett is no longer with us.” IS HE DEAD OR SUMTHIN ??
Tayshia just seems uninterested in Ivan I feel bad.
Another cocktail party done with no Spencer air time!! Mike Fleiss wtf is going on!!!!
ARE TOU KIDDING SPENCER GOING HOME AND NOAH AND BLAKE ARE STILL HERE? I revolt.
Demar, Spencer, and Ed are booted. See y’all in paradise.
The Next Day
Jojo: “So guys…hometowns are next week.”
All the guys: “wtf wait we just met her yesterday.”
One on One with BENNY BOOOOOOO
This guy hot af.
I feel bad for whoever has to pick up all those tennis balls.
BEN WHY ARE YOU GETTING NAKED AGAIN. This season has seen more stripping than all of the other seasons combined.
Soooo the scavenger hunt ends and they reach their oasis which is a…wait for it….a bench!
Tayshia back at it again with those sequins looking fire.
Omg Ben my heart is crumbling you are so precious.
Ah yes Adam Hambrick! Love him! Huge fan!
Tayshia: “I truly love Ben” WHAT DID SHE MEAN TO SAY THAT ????
Group Date
Zac you had a one on one last week chill bruh. Each week I am reminded that these guys really must have never seen this show before. You obviously don’t get a one on one two weeks in a row, Zac!!!
Okay if Tayshia shows bra straps, I can show bra straps. This is a win for us ladies!!!
Hey Jojo where can I get that jumpsuit?
Some of these boys are sweatin’ over this lie detector test.
Are these things real?! I feel like Tayshia shouldn’t judge the guys based on these answers.
Group Date Cocktail Party
NO TAYSHIA NOT THAT DRESS WE WERE DOING SO WELL. Cary Fetman you are fired!
Tayshia calling it the truth detector lol.
Noah drinking red wine is the plot twist of the century. They probs didn’t have Natty Light available.
Omg I just SCREAMED SIXTH GRADE I really thought this was going to be the end of Zac C.
Tayshia is falling in with Zac! Woo!
Oh Ivan do be dripping in sweat.
Oh no oh no what has Riley been through🥺🥺
The producers totally knew that about Riley and made JoJo ask him that question about his name. It ain’t no coincidence!
Ugh he’s such a humble man. We must protect Riley!
These men are so precious and vulnerable it is overwhelming! I can see why Tayshia decided not to give out the group date rose. She needs time to decompress. I respect it.
OMG I JUST JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT BENNETT WHAT THE FUCK!
Bennett would call their breakup a “parting.”
Ohhhhhh noooooooo Bennett didn’t just say he loved her. This is how Eazy got sent home!
Well based on the previews it looks like Bennett is back. This happened last season with Peter and Alayah, but it was way earlier in the season. Tayshia has much stronger connections with the other guys and I don’t see her taking Bennett to hometowns, so it just seems silly that he is coming back this late in the game. Oh well.
See y’all betches next week for TWO EPISODES!