Welcome bacccckkkkkkk bitches!!!!!! Let’s get into it. We start off with the boys chillen by the pool after the group date rose.
Noah already hitting us with the quote of the night calling the group of men “buncha weins”
Blake trying to write his song: “idk where to start because I have no feelings for Tayshia.”
Kenny you’re a boy band manager. You should be a PRO at cheesy lyrics. Also what’s with the nickname “T”??
I fully expected Bennett to go up there and shock us by being a trained opera singer.
YAY IVAN gets the one on one time! I like this sweet sweet boy.
One on One with Ivan
Tayshia wtf with this floor is lava game. This is what the 4 year old that I babysit does.
Ivan: “This date is the time of my life.”
Ivan, if this date is the time of your life, I’m worried for you.
*Cut to the boys back at the house*
Bennett: “the purpose of being here is to WIN”
Noah: “Um actually it’s to have time with Tayshia”
GOOD NOAH SHOULD BE GREEDY. I’m annoyed at Bennett rn.
Ivan opening up to Tayshia. I’M NOT CRYING🥺🥺🥺
Wow the Bachelorette airing REAL LIFE TOPICS. This is not typical of them. I am in shock. I feel like we aren’t supposed to see this. But I am SO GLAD we are breaking the fourth wall and talking about police brutality, being black, and the tragedy that has been 2020. Good for you ABC!!!
Ivan to Tayshia: “What’s on your mind?”
Why is this the nicest question anyone has ever asked on the show.
Ivan is so humble. We do not deserve him.
Tayshia: “I’ve never met a guy as amazing as Ivan.”
*probably will not choose Ivan and will break his little heart*
Group Date
Not Blake with the knee brace. OH BENNETT TOO. God this is what it’s like when older men are on the show lol.
I would throw up in one second drinking any of these smoothies.
Ok did we REALLY need the sex noises??????
If Yoself were on this date he would be having a FIELD DAY.
Ah yes. The producers flying through these group date convos and saving Zac C. for last. I think he’s nice, but I’m not a huge fan.
How do we feel about Tayshia giving her top 3 before giving out the group date rose??
Go to her room Ben!!!
Omg I’m dead the producers telling both guys to go to her room. They really are desperate for drama aren’t they.
HAHAHA ED SHOWING UP AT CHRIS HARRISONS. This meme made me laugh out loud.
No. No. Tayshia did not just say “showing up.” Please tell me I did not hear that.
Wow Ben not making any excuses and just owning up and apologizing. We stan!!!
Cocktail party
Oooo y’all she’s wearing the dress she is wearing in the previews where she yells at them👀👀
Tayshia is so poised talking to these men. Yas queen.
Soooo I thought Noah had the quote of the night, BUT I STAND CORRECTED.
Bennett: “I’m here for love. Not for breastfeeding Noah” I’M DEAD DECEASED GONE FOR GOOD.
Idk how to feel about this Noah vs. Bennett drama. Noah is immature and impulsive, but his actions aren’t bothering me too much right now. Bennett is hilarious arguing with him, but he really should just stay out of it. Everyone needs to mind their own beeswax. K. Bye.
Rose ceremony
If Kenny calls Tayshia “T” one more time.
JOE leaving with nothing but class. Proving you are a gem of a human.
Going home are Kenny, Jordan, Joe, and Chasen. I am so happy not to hear Kenny calling Tayshia “T” anymore. Bless up.
They are setting it up for a classic Bennett and Noah two on one next week!
One final thought – where the heck is Spencer?! It worries me that he is not getting airtime because that means he probably is not a big contender this season. Who knows though. I would just like to see his pretty face on my screen more 🙂
Thank you for reading and have a happy Thanksgiving! See y’all next Tuesday!