Hello hello hello and welcome to another week of my ~reactions~ to the Bachelorette! As a reminder, we are starting off this week with the second group date.
Tayshia that dress is adorable and is about to be sold out everywhere. I will be purchasing it today thank you very much.
Ashley and Jared HI!!! Jared, sorry bud but not the hair for me. I really hope that Hannah B. and Tyler C. are going to find their way back to each other like Ashley and Jared did….only time will tell…
This group date is bringing me back to when Becca and Jojo couldn’t place Indiana on a map during Ben H.’s season.
Harvard Bennett not being able to do basic math or spelling. Do we have another admissions scandal on our hands?! hmmmmmm
I feel bad that the boys always have to do athletic challenges. Like what if they aren’t into that kind of thing?! A man doesn’t have to be physical to be a man!!
Ed doing push-ups to show that he’s not that weak after getting destroyed in the previous challenge.
The producers totally made Tayshia give the grown ass man award to Bennett. UGH this is the part of the show where it looks really staged.
Cocktail Party
OH CHASEN jumping in to steal Tayshia in front of Bennett I LOVE IT.
Ben: “I’d love to kiss you.”
Is this cute? Cringe? I kinda like him…? AH!
Oh boy he’s going to take it really hard when she breaks his little heart.
Ivan feeding her those strawberries and then going in for the kiss. NGL that was smooth. You go Ivan.
Oh Chasen don’t go there with the chicken legs.
BENNETT WOULD BE DRINKING A DIRTY MARTINI. I’d expect nothing less.
Ed, don’t go telling on Chasen. It never go well for the tattle taler!!! Haven’t these boys seen this show before!!!
Ed to Tayshia: “So I don’t want to name drop…”
Also Ed: “CHASEN is a phony”
*Ed trying to find a comeback* Ah yes. I’ll make fun of his tight-fitting shirt.
I’m not sure where I stand on this Chasen v. Ed drama. I think Ed is annoying and shouldn’t be talking about other guys, but I also think Chasen has too big of an ego. I am more team Chasen (maybe because he’s like, insanely hot) but mostly because he took ownership of his mistakes and tried to apologize to Ed. Ed is just insecure and is trying to get a leg up.
Ivan gets the rose. We ship!
Aw Ben. We love you. Don’t get down on yourself!
Cocktail party before the rose ceremony
OKAY TAYSHIA GO OFF IN THAT DRESS! Cary Feldman is the stylist for the leads on the show and I haven’t been a huge fan of his work in the past. HOWEVER, he is hitting it out of the park with Tayshia.
Tayshia does look like a smokeshow! Chasen ain’t wrong!
I’m with Kelly Keegs on this one. I also think Chasen may have only said it once and the producers just took that clip and played it over and over again. But I understand if this offends you because it is a surface level comment!
Omg Tayshia and Spencer biting the pop cycles. MY TEETH!
Ugh he’s just so gorgeous though. I told my dad I wanted Spencer for Christmas. I’ll lyk how it goes.
Ed get other. peoples’. names. out. of. your. mouth!!
Rose Ceremony
Going home are Peter, Montel, and Jay. Not much else to say here except obvi the producers put Ed and Chasen next to each other and gave Chasen the last rose. We should expect this people! Producers making drama out of nothing!
First group date of the week
Wait I’m loling at Joe trash talking.
Joe: “You’re a really nice guy!”
I’m sorry the paintbrush and oil da fuck.
Chasen and Noah are like grabbing each other’s faces.
Idk I’m getting sick of these physically competitive dates. It never ends well.
The boys are freaking out about Noah being invited to the group date. All he did was jump on an opportunity that everyone else had the same chance to do so! He was just the fastest!
Group Date Cocktail Party
I do think it was a little inconsiderate for Noah pull Tayshia to chat first. He should have taken a backseat at the cocktail party.
Tayshia: “I wonder what you’d look like without a mustache.”
Noah: “What? You don’t like it?
Tayshia: “Wouldn’t it be fun if we like shaved it off”
Ben. A planner. I’m into it. He wants that rose so bad😭 They are talking about it too much though I know he is being set up to fail. Poor guy.
Tayshia: “Noah looks so good without it do you guys agree”
The guys: *crickets*
I will leave you with this fabulous meme.
Ben is so pure. I hope he doesn’t disappoint us. See y’all betches next Tuesday!!!