Bachelorette Episode 5: Chris Harrison is the hardest working man in television

Ahhhhh I’m dying to see what the reactions are going to be to Tayshia!!! Like do they know her? Some who know nothing about the show could be like uhhh who da fuck is this. 

Bennett is a happy, happy boy. Happy Bennett = Happy life.

I like this intro speech. Good for you Tayshia. 

Wow who knew Ivan talked. Seems like he may be a big player in this season??

Tayshia clamming up when Riley asks her what she does for a living.

Tayshia: *how does one say Instagram ads*

Riley: “Oh interesting. Well I am a big time Medical Malpractice Attorney in New York City.”

Jordan acting like it was a tough decision to stay for Tayshia DUDE Clare didn’t even know your name.

Ivan: “I like her way more than Clare already.” Don’t we all Ivan, don’t we all. 

A new limo is totally coming in.

I KNEW IT !!!

OMG SPENCER YOU CUTIE. Game over. 

Spencer: “I’ve heard great things about you.” 

Tayshia: “Awww.”

If Clare were in this situation: “tell me exactly what you like about me?” 

Wait they’re going too fast through these intros!! 

Noah is going to be trouble. 

The boys have PTSD from Clare and jump on Tayshia to talk to her right after she finishes her toast.  

Chasen with the corn hole. That’s hot. Also anyone seeing the John B. in Chasen? I can’t get it out of my head!

The guys for once appreciating the cancellation of the rose ceremony. 

NAH CHRIS GET OFF MY SCREEN WE WANT TAYSHIA 

It’s only been an hour. Ha. Fuck. 

Clare is like get me pregnant now. I said NOW! 

First Group Date  

Spencer taking off his shirt did not disappoint.

Any Love Island fans? Peter looks like Bennett from the past US season! 

The underwater shot of their butts I’m dead. 

*Jason goes to Tayshia’s room to tell her he is leaving*

Ugh Jason you are so level headed. Clare fucked him up big time. 

NO not turtleneck Brendon for the one on one BYE.

Okay Tayshia and Eazy hitting it off I like this!!! Except I’m seeing some things on Twitter that he has a sexual assault allegation against him?? Can anyone confirm?? 

Zac C. sounds like Nick Vaill. 

Spencer definitely has a target on his back from getting the first impression rose. The guys who were here for Clare think they are better than the new guys. It’s an even playing field boys – settle down.

Aannndd we’re back to the speeches when giving out the rose. Rose goes to Eazy. I’m good with it. As long as he’s not actually a creep😅

The boys are more upset about Jason being gone than when Clare left. 

One on One with Brendon

Ooooo that Harrison margarita sounds delicious. What’s a girl gotta do to get on of those?  

Chris will literally be haunting Brendon in his dreams. 

Oh that build up to the kiss. AWK.

Am I missing something about Brendon?? He just seems pretty meh? 

I predicted those fireworks from a mile away. Damn I watch this show too much…

That’s it from me. See ya’ll next Tuesday!!

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