Happy Tuesday! I may or may not be writing this in class…sorry Alyssa! The people are relying on me! Let’s cannon ball right in…
We pick up where we left off last week with MJ and Jessenia shooting murderous glances at each other across the couches.
I mean, they both should just get sent home at this point right?? Like Jessenia has no connection with Matt? At least they don’t show us their connection.
MJ looks hot though tonight, you can’t deny it. That blazer dress is 🔥🔥🔥
MJ: “I had a weak bitch moment, but now I’m back” HAHA
I genuinely think MJ believes she did nothing wrong. I don’t know if she’s purposely trying to manipulate Matt…she just doesn’t understand how her words affected others.
Jessenia calling her MEREDITH I’M DEAD. DECEASED. EXPIRED. BURIED ALIVE.
If they are really mature as they say they are, they would just DROP IT. But both girls want the last word.
Well, I thought MJ talked her way out of being sent home, but NOPE! Matt seemed to trust Jessenia more???
Chris Harrison comes in and says Matt is cancelling the cocktail party. I wish he would do the rose ceremony, send home the girls he doesn’t want, and then have the cocktail party with the girls he does like so he can have more time with them! He’s giving up time!!
These women sit around the house ALL. DAY. in order to get three minutes of time with Matt, and they don’t even get it.
Going home are: Ryann, Magi, and Brittany.
I’m shocked about Brittany! Thought Matt really liked her. And Magi is so cute. Leaving with so much class.
Katie and Serena are literally in a SCREAMING MATCH. Katie has some valid arguments. Serena can’t speak for Matt about how he feels about Katie. How would she know what he’s thinking?!?
Katie to Serena: “Thank you for your feedback.” What a line. What. A. Line.
Heather has ARRIVED. And she’s gone. Okay.
Wait she’s back! In cameos that make me want to jump off a building!
Pieper’s One on One
This date is so cute! Much better than Tayshia’s makeshift carnival at La Quinta lol.
Can you imagine The Bachelor producers literally ordering a Ferris wheel off of Amazon for this date?
You are only allowed on this date if you’re wearing a turtleneck!!
Oh Pieper looks stunning tonight. That dress she is wearing to dinner is incredible.
She’s falling in love! And he didn’t say it back! Usually this is normal, but he said it back to Rachael last week… just saying…
Another no name band we have to pretend to be excited about!
Group Date
This bowling date is making me hungry…look at that spread!
I wanted blue team to win. Justice for Abigail and Bri!!!
It doesn’t make sense that they are going home, they NEED this time with Matt.
Yes the girls are coming!!
I love Chelsea’s dress. Neon yellow is her colorrrrrr. My sister made a good point here – Chelsea spends her time with Matt complaining about her lack of time with him. This isn’t going to advance their relationship.
Michelle gets the group date rose. Why even bring Bri and Abigail on this date if you aren’t going to show us their conversations with Matt!
One on One with Katie
TYLER C TYLER C HE’S HERE !!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
And he’s in his underwear. What did we do to deserve this.
So much talk about being playful…he’s totally sending her home because they are too “friendly” and are missing the romance.
Katie giving him validation! Such a queen!
The fact that he’s holding the rose in her face while telling her he can’t give it to her. HORRIBLE! She is totally blindsided.
Proud of her for that classy exit.
Rose Ceremony
The ladies are all in a good mood tonight…so much so that the producers are SCRAMBLING to find a way to fuck shit up.
Cue Heather Martin entrance in my mom’s 2000 minivan!
Matt seems excited, I think, to see her? They are sitting very close and intimately. I wonder what her impact is going to be…
I mean, if she knew about Matt way back April of last year when he was quarantining with Hannah B., she could have reached out to him over the summer or talked to producers about getting there on night one. Who knows if this was the producers doing or Heather’s decision.
Looks like next week the girls are going to DESTROY her for coming in. At least she gets to avoid the wrath of Victoria!
Thank you, Matthew, for demonstrating your karate talents! Glad I stayed up two extra minutes to watch it.
I am on ~vacation~ next week so that means no recap. Boo! I know you’re crushed. Hang in there friends. See you in a few!
